No shade, but if you think your sex life is spicy, you clearly haven’t met the freaks of the forest.
Argonaut Octopus: Males detach their sperm-storing arm, the hectocotylus, to mate. It swims to the female, and he dies shortly after.
Dolphins: Intelligent and playful, they have sex for pleasure, engage in complex social seductions, and even use pufferfish for highs.
Flatworms: They engage in 'penis fencing' to avoid pregnancy, with the loser getting inseminated after a sharp duel.
Giraffes: Males taste the female's urine to check for ovulation before engaging in a slow courtship dance that can take days.
Bed Bugs: Practice traumatic insemination, stabbing the female to inject sperm, often leading to wounds and infections.